hero.

What?   Gimme.  

Hound of Artemis, lover of pizza.
Actual furry trash, watch me cry.
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twitter.com/the_paladog:

    yo check out my #werewolf eyes heeeeck yeah the coolest

    yo check out my #werewolf eyes heeeeck yeah the coolest

    — 1 day ago with 3 notes
    #werewolf 
    Anonymous asked: Actual Disney Princess Thor makes me feel safe.


    Answer:

    thisdorkyblogthing:

    claricechiarasorcha:

    thisdorkyblogthing:

    SAME

    LOOK AT HIM. FEEL THE WARM FUZZIES.

    THAT’S THE FACE OF A GUYGOD WHO WILL PROTECT YOU FROM DANGER WITH JUST HIS ROCK HARD ABS BUT ALSO LIKE, BRAID YOUR HAIR 

    and cute little woodland creatures flock to him you cannot convince me otherwise

    Can he please do a Giselle and have a huge musical number in the next movie and everyone else is just what the fuck just happened while Bruce is humming along and still bopping in the background.

    we absolutely need this to happen okay

    — 2 days ago with 162 notes
    #thor 
    bellajedi asked: Dear Future me, Dear Past me, Dear Pet


    Answer:

    Dear future me,

    You can do this. If I know you, you’re probably stressing out about something. And you can do it. It’s cool.

    Dear past me,

    You’ve been hella lame at points, but thank you for getting us where we are. Even if you’ve been lame, you’ve worked hard, and it’s paid off.

    Dear pet Sage, 

    God you’re a freakin’ dork of a dog.

    — 2 days ago
    #bellajedi 

    So I’ve got…. three badges from uriko44 lately. I try to treat myself every two weeks and get myself a little piece of art, and this art is TOO FUCKING CUTE. The most recent is the drink (hot chocolate) badge in the bottom left. I really love the Jazz one too, I can wear it in suit!

    — 2 days ago with 3 notes
    #red wolf  #giraffe  #furry  #I'm furry trash 
    Great news! This sweet girl is doing a lot better. She’s been very animated today, even if she’s still moving slowly. The name Epona has really stuck, especially since her poops are horse-sized.

    Great news! This sweet girl is doing a lot better. She’s been very animated today, even if she’s still moving slowly. The name Epona has really stuck, especially since her poops are horse-sized.

    — 2 days ago with 2 notes

    nintendumb:

    imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

    (via attractivepotatosack)

    — 3 days ago with 370780 notes
    #goldfish 
    coerulescens asked: Tell me about a song, a book, and a movie that you've enjoyed recently.


    Answer:

    A song: I’ve been really digging "Cinema" by Skrillex lately. It stays stuck in my head pretty much constantly.

    A book: I… honestly haven’t done any reading in a while. I did buy Game of Thrones secondhand recently so I can start reading it, though.

    A movie: Last movie I saw in theaters was Captain America 2 and I fucking loved it. I also saw Godzilla a bit after that, I think? Also good. I’ve been kind of broke, though, so I don’t get to the movies often.

    — 3 days ago
    #coerulescens 
    lizardsfromspace asked: Dear future me; dear *anyone* (was I supposed to fill that in? You just address the letter to whoever.)


    Answer:

    Dear future me,

    I hope you’re more financially secure. Maybe married? That’d be cool. Mostly financially secure though. I’m posting this when you just got your job promotion, so you’ll have more money coming in. You’re going to have great credit when this is all finished with, honestly.

    Dear fellow employee,

    I’m really hurt and angry that you put additional stress on me in the past several weeks. I’m even more hurt and angry to find out it was intentional. I don’t need to be kept mellow, I don’t need you to be my conscience, I already have someone guiding me, and I trust him a lot more - especially after this. Thanks for disappointing me. 

    — 3 days ago
    #lizardsfromspace 
    Anonymous asked: tell me every thought you have about portal and tag it "hey kaff" i forget if I'm signed in on mobile


    Answer:

    EVERY THOUGHT I HAVE ABOUT PORTAL, KAFF I DON’T HAVE ENOUGH SPACE FOR THAT JFC

    MY THOUGHTS ABOUT PORTAL

    • LITERALLY SHOULD ALL BE IN CAPSLOCK BUT I’M GOING TO USE LOWERCASE for all of your sakes (mostly)
    • CHELL as a WOMAN OF COLOR they could have made her anything but they chose a WOMAN OF COLOR yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
    • SCIENCE!!! EXTREMELY QUOTABLE LINES!!!
    • THE CHARACTERS ARE SO DELIGHTFUL like I could literally devote the rest of this rambling to GLaDOS alone because I love her so fucking much (“We can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.”) but we can also talk about Wheatley and Atlas and Peabody and Cave Johnson and oh my god just everyone.
    • The little details!! The little backstories!! The way they ease you into everything! ;o; 
    • Literally the very concept of Portal guns and the dynamic and physics behind them.
    • Basically everything
    • all the things
    • perfect game
    • 12/10 would recommend

    — 3 days ago with 2 notes
    #hey kaff  #Anonymous